Tokyo, Monday

Speaking on the exclusion of figure skater Mao Asada from the Turin Olympics next year for being underage, Prime Minister Koizumi has supported moves to have the current laws changed to allow the elfin 15 year old to compete.
"She skates so beautifully it would be a waste not to have her bring glory to the motherland," Koizumi told reporters. "Besides, what's the difference? Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. I've fucked younger than that. Shit, half the cabinet members have been involved with underage girls at one time or another. Old Abe here could tell you a thing or two, or three at one point if I remember correctly."

Current rules prevent athletes performing in an event if they are under fifteen at the July 1 cut off date. Asada turned fifteen in September while wearing a cute Sailor Moon outfit and begging for mercy in the minds of countless men as they mentally raped her. The pert-arsed tight-titted teenager wowed figure skating fans recently by winning the Grand Prix Final. She is one of only a handful of skaters to land a triple axel and maintains shapely legs without having developed the horse's buttocks look that so often mars panty shots of older skaters.

The pixie-faced Asada intends to maintain her strict training regimen with a planned quadruple axel in the near future. The Japanese government will campaign rigorously to have the international age of consent lowered to Japan's paedophilic levels.

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