Somewhere in Japan

Residents of a quiet suburban street were outraged today over the dumping of garbage in a vacant house lot. Resident of the street Kazuko Etchibou was on hand to give the Rising Sun-Times this exclusive eye witness account.
"Za gabbiju truck was leaved the gabbijuzu. My houses across houses man was leaved his car to za car shop. Za gabbijuzu left next door house but house wasn`t.....doesn`t."

Kazuko, along with equally up in arms chounai kai president Shigeru 74, secretary Makiko 77, and treasurer Akiko 68, will start regular security patrols of the street and stand guard at the gomi station to prevent any further dumpings by foreigners who have undoubtedly influenced the incident.

Kazuko,a 28 year veteran of the eikaiwa scene, will continue with her intensive English studies in order to gain a better understanding of how the minds of foreigners work.
"My life haven't specially thing so English is difficult for me yo", said Kazuko as she vowed to soldier on.

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