Sydney, November 15

Japan continues to successfully export home-grown soccer talent, this time in the form of former Japan National teamer, Kazuyoshi Miura to Sydney FC. Miura wowed soccer fans with his skilled play on the soccer field here. Miura, a household name in Japan, played high level soccer and came somewhat close to scoring a goal, but not really that close. All three fans of the Sydney based soccer club turned out to watch the champion display his technique and were suitably impressed.
"'Ken oaf. 'Ken shit." claimed one youngster.
"Fuck off," piped up another.
"Nips playing wogball. Unbelievable," said one lad, clearly impressed.

All major newspapers carried full color front page specials on Miura, clearly the biggest sports star to visit the southern hemisphere country not known for its sporting prowess. Miura promises to revolutionize soccer in a country dominated by farming and laziness, and if his near-goal today is any indication, 'Kazu' will be a household name in Australia sooner rather than later.

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